Jack Keefe will be a pitcher, not a signwriter

Spotted in the barely functioning gym at the HoJos in Portland, Maine:



Copyeditor General's ruling: Pitcher Jack Keefe first came to prominence as the narrator of Ring Lardner's You Know Me Al. Today he maintains a beautiful baseball blog, written in his inimitable style.

But no matter what happens, he should not be allowed near signwriting equipment ever again.